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Finally, all of the tools a hard-working associate needs, all in one place. Your Billable Hour® Brass Desk Clock will help you stay on track towards your yearly billing goal; Stump Your Lawyer will help you prepare for anything the partners can throw at you. When you're in the office until midnight again, Dan Klau's "The Associate Song" and the Bar & Grill Singers' "Man of Constant Workload" will help get you through. Ready to make a lateral move? Sign those cover letters with your Helios Rosewood Pen.
All of these items come artfully arranged in a first aid-themed gift box, protected by a clear celo bag topped by a huge 4" red bow.
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More information about the items included in the TBH Associate Survival Kit:
The clean lines and classic simplicity of the traditionally-styled Billable Hour® Brass Desk Clock coordinate with any decor. The large dial is easy to read, whether the clock is perched on a desk in chambers or on the bench.
Features a high accuracy quartz movement housed in a polished brass frame with high gloss rosewood base. Includes a long life AA battery. Comes with a Lifetime Limited Warranty (details). Packaged in a glossy black box. Size: 5 5/8" x 6"
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The earliest attorneys most likely kept track of their billable hours with a sun dial. The name of the Helios Rosewood Pen evokes the sun as a source and center of power and energy for the accomplished professional. A graceful work of modern sculpture, with the warmth of rosewood. This writing instrument is as beautifully balanced in your hand as it is suspended from its magnetic base.
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It only took Dan Klau fourteen years of private practice—and thirteen of therapy (just kidding!)—to figure out that the best way to deal with the Sturm and Drang of the law was to find the humor in it. So that’s what he did. In his debut CD, The Billable Hour Blues, a collection of original songs and musical parodies, Dan sings about the trials and tribulations of being a young associate, lawyers who couldn’t give a client a straight answer if their lives depended on it, the joy of bringing someone to the brink of tears during cross-examination, and more. Whether you are looking for belly laughs, or just a few gentle chuckles to brighten your day, The Billable Hour Blues is sure to please.
The Billable Hour Blues includes:
The Billable Hour Blues
That's Litigation
(sample)
Bush v. Gore
Light of Day
Easy to Sue
It Depends
Have a Subpoena, Lena
(sample)
The Blues, the Whole Blues, and Nothing But the Blues
The Associate Song
(sample)
State v. Courchesne
Norm Pattis
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For lawyers who think they know it all—or for those of you who worry that your legal counsel can't tell a tort from a tart—Stump Your Lawyer! is a hilarious tour of the quirks and curiosities of our legal system. This tongue-in-cheek volume offers witty, practical, and thought-provoking challenges for the legally minded. Hypotheticals, definitions, true/false and multiple-choice questions probe the reader's knowledge of obscure statutes, baffling decisions, bizarre legal concepts, and antiquated jargon. Whether you're studying, practicing, or running from the law, this book will keep you laughing—and learning—all the way to the courthouse.
Author Howard Zaharoff is an attorney who lives and practices law in Massachusetts.
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The Bar & Grill Singers, all of whom are practicing attorneys in Austin, Texas, have entertained lawyers and non-lawyers since their 1991 debut in a one-performance musical revue. Now appearing year-round across the nation, the Singers spoof themselves and their profession with clever lyrics set to a variety of musical styles. They needle everything and everyone involved in the law, including clients, billing practices, legal ethics, bored jurors, and (gasp!) federal judges. The Singers write all of their own material, and arrange many of the songs.
A Time to Grill includes:
Appointed Forever
It's in His Briefs
(sample)
Man of Constant Workload
Mighty Law Firm in the Sky
(sample)
Bill Me Anytime
Defending P.I. ("Personal Injury")
(sample)
Jet Plane
Maybe Tomorrow
Judicial Retirees
The Longest Time
Ethics Trouble
Star Spangled Banner
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