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Who but a litigator would write a song rhyming "Christmas Day" with "ex parte"? In this album, Lawrence Savell—mild-mannered commercial litigator by day, self-proclaimed rock star by night—brings his unique brand of holiday humor to the toiling masses in 15 fantastically funny songs.
Savell is joined on this album by illusory band members Micah ("Courthouse Steps") Jagger on Lead Vocals, Oral Argument, Strutting Around and Shirt Removal; Nicholas ("Prosser on") Tortolli on Bass, Alto Fax, Photocopier, Invoice Review and Vocals); Maxwell ("Max") Billings on Electric Guitar, Electronic Discovery, Drafting, Wardrobe and Vocals; Smash ("Bones") Drummond on Drums/Percussion and Other Auditory Damage, Cellphone and Vocals); and Malcolm ("Mal") Practisse on Keyboards, Shredder, Excuses, Professional Liability Insurance and Vocals.
Savell's philosophy emphasizes that lawyers and other people really need to take the time to pursue their "after-hours" dreams, despite the increasing pressures, longer work days (and nights), and other factors that may make them think it is impossible—and no matter how unrealistic or unlikely realizing those dreams may be.
Price: $14.95
Merry Lexmas from the Lawtunes includes:
Another Billable Christmas
Santa's Headhunter's Calling
Livin' Life in Six Minutes
Merry Lexmas, Baby
I Got a Footnote in My Stocking
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Ridin' on a Red-Eye with Santa on Christmas Eve
Hey, Santa, I Appeal
We're All Just Elves
So if Your Client's Name is Santa
Billable Christmas Blues
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Merry Lexmas Time
You Don't Wanna Cross Santa
Down the Halls of Nussbaum, Hanley
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The Twelve Days of Lexmas
Billin' on Christmas Eve (new version)
Price: $14.95
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