Known as the "Perry Mason of Parody," Bob Noone has been satirizing the legal profession since 1980 with songs about the mind-altering antics of law school, tacky advertisements and ethically challenged lawyers. Bob sings about what's on all of our—and our clients'—minds, in styles ranging from blues to Carribean, lounge lizard to rock. Once you've heard Bob's songs, you'll agree that "You've Never Had this Much Fun With a Lawyer!" This 2 CD set includes Wingtips Optional and 2nd Helping of Chicken Suit for the Lawyer's Soul—30 songs in all. Price: $26.95 Wingtips Optional includes: Prelude: Barrister Blues Bar & Grill I'm a Lawyer (sample) The next time someone tells one of those "lawyers at the bottom of the sea" jokes, play this song for them. The McJava Song That famous coffee-in-the-crotch case, set to music. How do you put a value on part of your anatomy that is hot-hot-hot? Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Lawyers If more mothers sang this song to their children, tort reform would be a lot easier. Every Minute of the Day is Filled with Someting to Do Lawyer Blues The blues for when you have too many "to-dos." I'm too Busy (sample) Go ahead, put the phone on hold: you have more important things to do. Musical Miranda Has anybody seen my Constitutional Rights? Mylanta-ville Wasting away in—wait, I'm too tense to waste away. Caffeine When your drug of choice is coffee, you need your own rock song. Fifty Ways to Get Thru Law School (sample) It's not that hard, if you know how! (Rehab not included) Breaking Up is Really Hard to Do The leading cause of divorce is . . . marriage! Music to divide the "toys" by. W-L-A-W Radio Legal call-in show. Bob's Budget Basement Legal Emporium & Drafthouse Legal advertising gone wrong, very wrong. Appointed Lawyer A rap song for lawyers who represent the "innocent." W-L-A-W Radio News break. When You Find Yourself Disbarred Some call "Legal Ethics" an oxymoron . . . ok, it is. Bob Noone & the Well Hung Jury 2 CD Set Price: $26.95 2nd Helping of Chicken Suit for the Lawyer's Soul includes: Lawsuit Riot (sample) Swing for class action attorneys . . . or those affected by them. Features the "Whine Line" legal call-in show on WLAW Radio. One Hundred Hours A folk song for the cyber-generation. Feel the love. Blame it on the Viagra Apparently, the FDA was slipping the good stuff to the White House. My Will Why do the kids start to call right before you die? Bonus: scroll down to see the video of this song Cover of the ABA. You aren't really famous until you've been on the cover of the ABA Journal Bonus: scroll down to see the video of this song A.C.L.U. No more prayer before ball games! What's a coach to do? Bring Your Case Here to Me (sample) What if there were "truth in advertising" for lawyers? What would they say? Why Don't we Get Drunk & Sue? a/k/a "The Dramshop Song." Liquor liability set to music. I'll take a double. My Lawyer's Back (sample) My lawyer's back and you're gonna be in trouble, hey la, hey la . . . . Probation Polka A little dance for defendants who can't remember the rules of the game. Every Minute Must Get Billed Training song for new associates. Sleazy side I like my lawyers just a "little" on the sleazy side. Upwardly Mobile Love A love song for professionals climbing the ladder of success. Imagine There's No Lawyers No, I can't imagine. Dream on. Bob Noone & the Well Hung Jury 2 CD Set Price: $26.95 Cover of the ABA My Will These videos are available on Bob's DVD, Bob Noone & the Well Hung Jury Live at the Greenbrier Resort.