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Known as the "Perry Mason of Parody," Bob Noone has been satirizing the legal profession since 1980 with songs about the mind-altering antics of law school, tacky advertisements and ethically challenged lawyers. On this album, Bob tackles musical styles ranging from blues to Carribean, lounge lizard to rock—or do they tackle him? Either way, once you listen, you'll agree that "You've Never Had this Much Fun With a Lawyer!"
Price: $14.95
Wingtips Optional includes:
Prelude: Barrister Blues Bar & Grill
I'm a Lawyer
(sample)
The next time someone tells one of those "lawyers at the bottom of the sea" jokes, play this song for them.
The McJava Song
That famous coffee-in-the-crotch case, set to music. How do you put a value on part of your anatomy that is hot-hot-hot?
Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Lawyers
If more mothers sang this song to their children, tort reform would be a lot easier.
Every Minute of the Day is Filled with Someting to Do Lawyer Blues
The blues for when you have too many "to-dos."
I'm too Busy
(sample)
Go ahead, put the phone on hold: you have more important things to do.
Bonus: download the "I'm too Busy" ringtone
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Musical Miranda
Has anybody seen my Constitutional Rights?
Mylanta-ville
Wasting away in—wait, I'm too tense to waste away.
Caffeine
When your drug of choice is coffee, you need your own rock song.
Fifty Ways to Get Thru Law School
(sample)
It's not that hard, if you know how! (Rehab not included)
Breaking Up is Really Hard to Do
The leading cause of divorce is . . . marriage! Music to divide the "toys" by.
W-L-A-W Radio
Legal call-in show.
Bob's Budget Basement Legal Emporium & Drafthouse
Legal advertising gone wrong, very wrong.
Appointed Lawyer
A rap song for lawyers who represent the "innocent."
W-L-A-W Radio
News break.
When You Find Yourself Disbarred
Some call "Legal Ethics" an oxymoron . . . ok, it is.
Price: $14.95
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